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	<title>Teh Awesome</title>
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		<title>This Blog Still Getting Traffic?</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2009/03/12/this-blog-still-getting-traffic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 20:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Bitterness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amazingly, even though I haven&#8217;t posted here for months, this blog is still getting traffic.
I had stopped this blog to join another &#8220;group&#8221; blog, which I thought would be more fun and less work. Unfortunately, that was wrong.
The other group-members posted minimally and then not at all. Meanwhile I resurrected an old MySpace blog, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&blog=4586187&post=404&subd=tehawesomestory&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Amazingly, even though I haven&#8217;t posted here for months, this blog is still getting traffic.</p>
<p>I had stopped this blog to join another &#8220;group&#8221; blog, which I thought would be more fun and less work. Unfortunately, that was wrong.</p>
<p>The other group-members posted minimally and then not at all. Meanwhile I resurrected an old MySpace blog, and have started blogging my brand of inanity there.</p>
<p>So if you&#8217;re still around, come check it out: <strong><a href="http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&amp;friendId=422911608" target="_self">Mr. Bitterness on MySpace</a></strong></p>
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		<title>Old McDonald&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2008/10/08/old-mcdonald/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Bitterness</dc:creator>
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		<title>garfield minus garfield</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Bitterness</dc:creator>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Doing It Wrong</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/myspace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Daily Turd</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dude, Where&#8217;s My Penis?</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2008/09/26/dude-wheres-my-penis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:55:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Bitterness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that&#8217;s a bad day.
The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed.
I would think that goes without saying&#8230;

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<blockquote><p>The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed.</p></blockquote>
<p>I would think that goes without saying&#8230;</p>
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		<title>One of Those Days&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2008/09/25/one-of-those-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Bitterness</dc:creator>
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		<title>Man Charged for Farting on Cop</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Bitterness</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Clarksburg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gas crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jose Cruz]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and &#8220;passed gas loudly,&#8221; the complaint said.
Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.
&#8220;The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,&#8221; the complaint alleged.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and &#8220;passed gas loudly,&#8221; the complaint said.</p>
<p><strong>Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.</strong></p>
<p>&#8220;The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,&#8221; the complaint alleged.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/">Man charged with battery for farting near cop &#8211; Criminal weirdness- msnbc.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>Male Thief Caught, Stealing/Wearing Panties</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Bitterness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Daniel Ramos arrested wearing 5 pairs of panties. had pockets full of panties and jewels.
Wish I had a dime for every time I&#8217;ve heard that story.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><a href="http://www.modbee.com/local/story/437971.html">Daniel Ramos arrested wearing 5 pairs of panties</a>. had pockets full of panties and jewels.</p>
<p>Wish I had a dime for every time I&#8217;ve heard <em>that</em> story.</p>
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		<title>When Garden Gnomes are Outlawed&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://tehawesomestory.wordpress.com/2008/09/22/when-garden-gnomes-are-outlawed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Bitterness</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[abuse of power]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[garden gnome]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;only outlaws will have garden gnomes.

       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=tehawesomestory.wordpress.com&blog=4586187&post=362&subd=tehawesomestory&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-404379/Man-vows-fight-garden-gnome-arrest-threat.html">&#8230;only outlaws will have garden gnomes</a>.</p>
<p><img src='http://tehawesomestory.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/gnome090906_228x356.jpg' alt='man arrested for Garden Gnome.' /></p>
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		<title>PostSecret: Sunday Secrets</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Bitterness</dc:creator>
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PostSecret: Sunday Secrets
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<p><a href="http://postsecret.blogspot.com/2008/09/sunday-secrets_20.html">PostSecret: Sunday Secrets</a></p>
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