Teh Awesome

Old McDonald…

Mr. Bitterness — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:28:10 +0000

via Transbuddha.

garfield minus garfield

Mr. Bitterness — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:23:18 +0000

via garfield minus garfield

You’re Doing It Wrong

The Daily Turd — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:21:29 +0000

Dude, Where’s My Penis?

Mr. Bitterness — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:55:41 +0000

Now that’s a bad day.

The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed.

I would think that goes without saying…

One of Those Days…

Mr. Bitterness — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:33:04 +0000

garfield minus garfield

Man Charged for Farting on Cop

Mr. Bitterness — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:28:16 +0000

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.

Man charged with battery for farting near cop – Criminal weirdness- msnbc.com.

Male Thief Caught, Stealing/Wearing Panties

Mr. Bitterness — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 02:17:45 +0000

Daniel Ramos arrested wearing 5 pairs of panties. had pockets full of panties and jewels.

Wish I had a dime for every time I’ve heard that story.

When Garden Gnomes are Outlawed…

Mr. Bitterness — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:34:23 +0000

…only outlaws will have garden gnomes.

PostSecret: Sunday Secrets

Mr. Bitterness — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:10:19 +0000

PostSecret: Sunday Secrets

The Duke Spirit – The Step and The Walk (music video)

Mr. Bitterness — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 20:24:59 +0000

Love this song. Get Duke Spirit’s album Neptune…Do it.