You’re Doing It Wrong

Dude, Where’s My Penis?

Now that’s a bad day.

The lawsuit states that Patterson received consent to perform a circumcision and only a circumcision, and that Seaton did not consent to his penis being removed.

I would think that goes without saying…

One of Those Days…

garfield minus garfield

Man Charged for Farting on Cop

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and “passed gas loudly,” the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.

Man charged with battery for farting near cop – Criminal weirdness- msnbc.com.

Male Thief Caught, Stealing/Wearing Panties

Daniel Ramos arrested wearing 5 pairs of panties. had pockets full of panties and jewels.

Wish I had a dime for every time I’ve heard that story.

When Garden Gnomes are Outlawed…

…only outlaws will have garden gnomes.

PostSecret: Sunday Secrets

PostSecret: Sunday Secrets

The Duke Spirit – The Step and The Walk (music video)

Love this song. Get Duke Spirit’s album Neptune…Do it.

83 Year Old Deaf Woman Fights Off Mugger

She says she told police that if they find her assailant to bring him back to her so she can “punch him and ask why he did that.” Police say Wednesday’s assault remains under investigation.

Police Hunt Manhattan Granny Mugger

Jesus Appears in Ceiling Tile

…has nothing better to do?

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